To keep with the “horrible fashion” theme we have going here, supreme hotness Kelly Brook debuted a line of lingerie appropriately called “Kelly Brook Lingerie” for New Look at the Oxford Street Store today in London. You know, I expected more from her. This is some ugly ass underwear. And I am especially let down about the tights under the panties thing. If you got drunk you would probably forget you were wearing tights and just pull down your panties and pee yourself. It might be pretty hilarious actually!

But more importantly, now I can have something ugly, trashy and probably extremely flammable to go under all my Jessica Simpson clothes! Hopefully that bra comes with a meth pocket and I can put my big jug of moonshine in my puke green Jessica bag!

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