Looks like Tom Cruise is just a regular dude. And you thought he was so prissy.

He said, “I wear jeans, socks and a shirt - all totally normal. I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, no watch, no jewellery, no wallet. I simply want to be with my children and make movies. My values for my children never change - love, responsibility, curiosity at the wonder of life.”

Um, that is not the reason you don’t have a phone, jewelery, or wallet! It’s because Xenu took all that shit away from you! I bet all of Tom’s paychecks just go straight into the Church of Scientology checking account, and they give him $100 a week to live on. I totally makes sense!

Tom really needs to save up for a pro haircut though. No more set haircuts! He looks like he goes to the same barber as Robert Erlich! (the douche below)

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