Musical powerhouse and Baltimore-based sex machine J Roddy Walston and Ben Affleck’s obviously unsatisfied wife, Jennifer Garner, were spotted at Central Park in New York a couple of weeks ago. J-Gar is in town performing the Broadway hit Cyrano. It’s about time Jen got with a real man. Ben Affleck always looks like he is on the verge of tears. But now he really has something to cry about! Crawl into Matt Damon’s arms for solace Ben!Click here to listen to a little J Roddy and while you are at it you may as well ask him to be your friend. You know you want to. Don’t try to steal him away from Jen though. She may look all nice and innocent with her dimples and all, but she will fuck you up if you get between her and true love.
November 10th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Hey! I made a poster for a show for him once! Check it:
December 4th, 2007 at 11:27 am
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April 5th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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