Uncle Jessie had a not so pleasant flight Monday. Poor guy had to put up with some loco bitch who was allegedly “attacking” him. Starpulse reports:

The unnamed woman reportedly shook the actor awake during the flight from Chicago, Illinois to Los Angeles, and then sat in, and refused to give up, his first-class seat when he went to the toilet. Stamos, who was traveling with a friend, was hit several times in the hand as the woman began shouting and threatening him.

On the hand MAYBE could have hurt, like when your grandma smacks you when you reach for a second Werther’s Original from the candy dish, but several times in the hand? That, Mr. Katsopolis, was a high five! Can’t you tell the difference?

Well… upon further consideration, I guess he needs those hands in tip top condition to rock out that keytar. Just a scratch on the delicate skin could ruin an entire nights worth of electro-awesomeness.