Guess who the law doesn’t apply to? Lindsay Lohan, that’s who! Homegirl spent exactly 84 MINUTES in jail as punishment for a super kick ass high speed drunken police chase through Santa Monica. She is also set to sit around the Red Cross for a few hours to complete a community service requirement.

What the hell do you even do in jail for only 84 minutes? Do you even go inside a cell? I could probably guess as to how the time broke down:

10:30 Arrested

10:30 - 10:50 Meet and greet, autographs, coffee and donuts

10:50 - 11:20 Make up application by tranny hookers in holding cell

11:20 - 11:30 Photo shoot!

11:30 - 11:54 Hand jobs to all arresting officers

That would give you just enough time left in the day for a spray tan and a relapse!

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