David Caruso, I hate you. I hate you as much as Operation Orange Cone. I saw you in Session 9, and you did this creepy little voice that drove me crazy. Now you have your own CSI show, and you have a new creepy voice. It makes you sound like a child molester, especially when you talk to children. You somehow manage to sound like you are trying to get into little Timmy’s pants while telling him that you are going to find his mother’s killer at the same time. I don’t want to look at your stupid face. Stop showing up on my TV. You look like you smell like cigarettes.