And let me tell you why!

• Brangelina’s - Do you think you will really get any food with 100 adopted kids at the table? You’d be lucky if you even get an old corn cob from Maddox’s plate. No thanks!
• TomKat’s - Yeah, right! You wouldn’t even get to dinner! You would be getting audited by having e-meters shoved up your ass all night, you wouldn’t even get to eat! You would probably also leave with no money and your house deed signed over to Xenu! No thanks!
• J.Lo & Marc Anthony’s - Um, just seems kind of awkward to me. You would just watch J.Lo belittle Marc into tears. You would probably lose your appetite. No thanks.
• Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban’s - Boring! Nicole looks like she’d make instant potatoes and Keith would just want to tell you how many different highlights and lowlights he has in his hair. ZZZzzzz…. No thanks!
• David and Victoria Beckham - Yes!!! They spend WAY too much money trying to impress, so you would get a delicious catered dinner! And the best part is that you would be the only one eating, since the whole family is probably anorexic!

I’m glad I could set you straight!
Poll from OK! magazine