While out on his I Am Legend PR romp, Super-Douche Will Smith said his daughter, Willow, wants to be Paris Hilton. But you can’t compare your daughter to Paris and then say this:

“She has a drive,” Smith tells PEOPLE. “She has an energy and she just connects to human emotion.

I took the liberty of highlighting all of the things I thought were the exact opposite of Paris Hilton. You could have said anyone else for goodness sake. Maybe someone whose name isn’t synonymous with amateur porn and Herpes.

Will Smith is a fucking dumbass anyway. You just don’t ruin Omega Man (the worlds 2nd best movie after Soylent Green) and get away with it. I am seriously pissed.

Here is THE REAL Omega Man - Chas Heston - in action:

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