These are the most annoying, ugliest fucking people and I constantly see them on the internet. I can’t handle it anymore! Even though I have never seen an episode of their show The Hills (and yeah I admit it, I probably would have if I wasn’t too cheap for cable), or ever seen them moving or talking for that matter, I can tell how hard it must be not to clock those bitches in person. Although Heidi is pretty busted up, it is mostly that dude Spencer. His face is made of molded plastic and he just looks really, really disgusting. It’s like I feel uncomfortable when I see his face. He looks like a grown up Cabbage Patch Kid or a ventriloquist dummy, it fucking freaks me out. I guess these two are engaged or something, but I’m praying they are full of shit because if these a-holes have kids I will have to tear my eyes out.

Whew! I just had to get that out. I feel so much better. Thanks for listening, you’re the best! Megahaters Luvs U!