Jessica Simpson does it again.  Her latest acting attempt, Blonde Ambition, (which also stars Luke Wilson mind you) is going straight to DVD.  Like that wasn’t sad enough US Weekly reports:

“The movie is absolutely horrible,” a source told Us in August. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”

It’s now selling for less than retail.

Yikes ! I guess that’s what she gets for thinking she can ever top Employee of the Month.

So your career is over!  Don’t worry, no problem!  Take advantage of the slow times.  Just relax.  Now is your chance to have a couple kids.  Kick back with a frappuccino.  Fire up that Marlboro Light.  Mmmm.  Breathe it in.  Go ahead, eat some Cheetos, no one’s looking.  Your comeback is right around the corner.  Just ask my friend Britney!