Old News Item 1!

In case you were held hostage by some terrorist organization last week, then you know Britney Spears’ little sis, Jamie Lynn, is 16 and pregnant. You would think JL would see how fucked up Brit is and be the successful one since by default she has been the hot one for quite some time now. But I guess she doesn’t really give a fuck. Oh well, neither do I. I can see 14 year old girls pushing their babies around in strollers any time I want in Baltimore! And it is more interesting anyway because their drawn on eyebrows make them look really surprised and happy to see me!

Old News Item 2!

I was actually surprised by this news! Lily Allen is pregnant by her boyfriend of 3 months. Her boyfriend is 37 and in that band The Chemical Brothers. She is preggs in the photo above and smoking, but she said she didn’t know yet. Uh huh, right. Both of these babies are doomed.