I always thought that the Brangelina kids were raised on an organically grown endangered variety of figs wrapped in edible flowers and gold leaf, but I guess I was wrong.

On Christmas, Brad and Angelina were spotted buying their kids McDonald’s happy meals, and the next day they stopped at KFC. What the fuck? Fast food places are fucking evil! You would think Angelina would know better!

These bitches are not so awesome after all I guess! Why would you poison the little babies you paid so much money for with that crap!?!