Their relationship is heading down the tubes.  83% of you are totally right.  But you knew about what’s REALLY going on the whole time!  It was all a conspiracy…  They were together just long enough to invent Killer Herpititis Virus, a cross between the herpes Rick Solomon probably got from Paris Hilton during their video romp and the Hep C Pam Anderson has been rocking for quite a few years.  The US government probably sponsored the development and are going to send the virus to China and take out the whole Chinese military to prevent a future invasion.  Anyway, that’s what I would do if I was the government.

Poll courtesy of In Touch