I know it sounds circumstantial. Just because Paris Hilton eats a meal with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes that must mean they were recruiting her (money) to convert to Scientology. Well… I’m sure they were. That is what they do! Well, it is what Tom does while Katie stares vacantly at a wall with a little string of drool hanging from the corner of her mouth. Just as Will and Jada!

Tom and Katie Cruise dined out after the world premiere of her new film – and who else should be seen leaving the same restaurant – none other than socialite Paris Hilton.

Paris was seen at the Cut restaurant last night, where the Cruises spent three hours dining together after the premiere of Katie’s new film Mad Money.

It make so much sense! You would think that Scientology would have tried to snatch the Hilton fortune decades ago. Well, on the other had, Scientology finances itself through blackmail and extortion. And as we all know the Hiltons have no shame, so blackmailing them would be pretty impossible! Besides, Paris could never afford it.

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