I know, I make childbirth sound so beautiful…  Nicole Richie and her fake ass Blues Brother looking boyfriend Joel Madden had their own little piece of publicity on Friday.  It’s a baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden.  Congrats!  Now Max Factor Bratman has someone to do coke with when he’s 12.

Man, I should get a prize for being the only person left on Earth that doesn’t want to contribute to this breeding craze.   This shit is making me crazy!