Magical pixie, Zac Efron, had an interview with the most worthless magazine in the world, Details. Why do I hate Details you ask? Well it’s like Vogue for men. Men are supposed to enjoy the freedom of not being pressured to look a certain way, not worried that they may own THE JEANS THAT NO MAN SHOULD EVER OWN!. Lame! Remember when men were rugged, sweaty and clueless about fashion? That must have been before Details. Now men my age are just pussies that wear women’s jeans. I know, I’m ranting, but I really think it’s Details’ fault!

High School Musical star Zac Efron is on the cover of the Jan/Feb 2008 issue of ‘Details’ magazine, elating teenage girls and gay men around the world. In the interview Zac informs us that there will not be any drunk driving and drug scandals in his future.

“These days,” he says, “everyone is just waiting for me to fuck up. I’m not gonna give anyone the satisfaction of that.”

Nice tactic, dropping an F-bomb so we know he’s all grown up. He’s a grown ass man! Well, one that is impeccably groomed, dyes his hair, sports super low rise jeans, wears lots of make up and looks barely out of middle school. He kind of makes a hot lesbian though…
But it’s inevitable. He cursed himself by saying he wouldn’t get into trouble. Isn’t that what Shia LaBeouf said recently? A mugshot is around the corner, just you wait. It has been proven that if you sell your childhood to Disney, you will be a goddamn mess for your adult life. I think Hopkins did a study on that, seriously!

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