It looks like the shit finally stopped spewing from her mouth…  Gwyneth Paltrow (The Old Monochrome I like to call her!)  was sneakily admitted to the hospital this week slumped over in a wheelchair.  No one had any idea why, until now!

Gwyneth Paltrow was taken to New York’s Mount Sinai Hospital Monday for “a little gastrointestinal situation,” her pal, chef Mario Batali, told Usmagazine.com.

In three weeks, he said they’re going to Majorca, Spain, and then Valencia, Spain, to shoot a PBS cooking show, set to air in October.

Gwyneth and Coldplay guy are on a cooking show?  Maybe she had a taste of the food she was preparing and had a massive butt explosion.  DO NOT use her recipe, for your own good!  Or maybe all the Coldplay music she has to hear on a regular basis caused her body to shut down and erupt with crap!  Yeah, it was most likely the music…

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