Since all we do around here is criticize celebritards, I thought I would do it in a way that would best blend in with my office work.  I am up for a raise so I have to be on my best behavior! And I love post-it flags, obviously.



Anyway!  Lindsay Lohan recently did a photo shoot that was “inspired” by one of Marilyn Monroe’s.   Marilyn’s was shot 3 weeks before her death by Bert Stern, who shot Lindsay as well.   I have outlined why this photo simply does not work with Lindsay Lohan.



Please note: if you plan on impersonating Marilyn Monroe, please plan on having a figure that at least resembles a real woman.  I have seen drag queens do better than this… way better!  Actually some of those guys are pretty freaking amazing!  Here I go rambling…



Marilyn may not have been a genius, but bitch could take a picture all right!