“Yes, I will jump into your arms Javier! I want the world to know about us!”

“Oh, you are so silly! Our affair must remain secret. But I want you to know my loins burn only for you!”

Of course there were a shit ton of celebrities at the Academy Awards last night. Here are some pics of Daniel Day Lewis (yes he is wearing a set of gold hoops!) Ellen Page, Helen Mirren, Hillary Swank (looking amazing!) Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard. More to come! I have to pretend to work for a bit.