I have decided to share my Google chats with the world because I want everyone to know how funny my friend Angela is, and I needed a good space filler. So sit back and relax as you sit in on our discussions of life, love, Project Runway, and our 2 man harmonica band, Harm City.

2:31 PM Angela: i wish you could hear me play the harmonica at my desk. i hope when he threw water at it it didn’t get damaged

2:32 PM me: how are you playing harm at your desk? can anyone hear you?

2:33 PM Angela: my boss left im waiting for something

2:34 PM i dont understand. place your tongue over 1-2-3 and hole 4 will blow free? what do you put your tongue sideways

2:35 PM me: practice makes perfect!

2:36 PM Angela: it’s impossible to do that to your tongue you cant bend it sideways

me: i’m surprised you can’t do it

2:37 PM You know, with all the “D” you are always “S”ing

2:38 PM Angela: ha ha see thats fine

2:39 PM i ahve to work tonight. sucks it was only part 1 of Project Runway last night. i though we would see the winners

me: I know who wins

Angela: i dont want to know but how do you know

2:40 PM now we cant watch the finale together

me: through a friend of a friend

Angela: friend ha

me: i could just type it in and ruin it for you you know!

2:41 PM any time I wanted…

Angela: now we cant watch it together next week

me: why not?

2:42 PM Angela: how will that be exciting for you

ho

how

i meas

mean

im dislexic

me: no, i was saying that it was mean that matt threw wawa at you

Angela: what, that was 30 chats ago

2:43 PM me: No Doy

Angela: way

me: No Doi

2:44 PM Angela: fwai

this has become out of hand

2:45 PM me: no doy-eeee

Angela: nu da ji

mmmmm bop

me: no new da ji

Angela: thats what i meant

2:46 PM me: do you know mmmbop on the harmie>

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2:47 PM Angela: i found it but couldnt play it . nothing sounds like the song. i tried i saw the sign. nada

2:48 PM me: find a song called “little brown jug”. It is AWESOME

Angela: how did we start this craze, i can’t remember

me: it was your idea

2:49 PM Angela: ottobar

me: i think i am going to quit the band and go solo.

Your holding me back from sharing my genius with the world

Angela: “i want something –apoppin”

its coming back

little brown jug is holding you back

2:50 PM me: then you are a little brown jug

2:51 PM Angela: ha har har fine go see if i care. im going to make millions playing happy birthday at parties. wait and see

yeah i can play it

me: You don’t have the balls!

2:52 PM you can have [name withheld] teach you the harmonica at work tonight and then you guys will end up making out hardcore

2:53 PM Angela: gross

me: “Just put your lips together and blow”

Angela: amanda

me: WHAT

Angela: i have to go you really hurt my feelings

bye

me: bullcock

2:54 PM Your loss bitch! If you think you’re somebody without me, your WRONG!

18 minutes

3:12 PM Angela: i made you, i can break you

3:13 PM remember that

3:14 PM me: Your two bit act won’t get you anywhere! Don’t forget, I wrote all the songs!!!

3:15 PM Angela: what are you talking about. we stole them off the internet

3:16 PM me: What are you trying to say?

Angela: im blackmailing you

3:17 PM me: Why don’t you just take Aaron “Yoko Ono” [last name withheld for privacy] and get out of my life!!!

3:18 PM Angela: c’mon you can do better than that

3:19 PM i dont know about us. our band already broke up and we dont even know how to play the instruments. i haven’t even had my harmonica for 24 hours

3:20 PM me: We should start a new band, I think I am ready to tour again.

Angela: ok

i miss you

remember when

me: I’ve been lost without you.

Angela: i cant live without you. i cant liiive without

3:21 PM you

i have to go bye