Here is Tom Cruise sneaking up on Will Smith at the First Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon on February 21. I don’t really get it either, but I thought the photo was just screaming for some speech bubbles!

Will, Jada, Tom and RoboHolmes went on a double date to Cut Steakhouse last night. They probably only ate there because they thought the sign said “Cult” and maybe there would be a Scientology meeting inside!

It almost seems like Will and Jada are begging Tom to get them into Scientology! If you are really dying have all of your money shiested away by a second rate cult, call me instead. I can tell you how to put your money to much better use. For a small fee, I can send you a detailed instructional letter on how to flush your money down the toiled without clogging, or even use it to feed a bonfire! Even how to cover it with fish guts and feed it to a great white shark!

Here are some snapshots of 2 gay guys and their beards.