I just watched my first episode of American Idol last night since Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini squared off, which seems like 20 years ago.   There is something I noticed discovered which I would like to share with you.

Jessica Alba is going incognito to get a recording deal.  The proof is in the puddin’!  Just look at this side by side comparison!  On the left is little “Danny Noriega“, one of the latest American Idol contestants.  On the right is pregnant “actress” Jessica Alba.  Pretty striking, don’t you think?  Obviously, disguising herself as a young boy and going on American Idol was the only way she could realize her dreams as a pop star.  Which unfortunately means her pregnancy is a scam.  I bought it the whole time!  That Alba is damn clever!

And as a “bonus” I included a picture I found on the AI website of what I think could be one of the most repulsive men alive.   Seriously, I dare you to watch AI one of the 15 times it comes on next week and not agree with me.  Please feast your eyes on the slightly balding hipster reject David Cook! (if you dare)

Also here is a picture of the American Idol front runner, David Archuleta.  I am only putting it up because last night when I watched the show, I am pretty sure he said his name was Dude Enchilada, which I thought was AMAZING!

Long live Dude Enchilada!