I just drank a bunch of yerba mate and I got to thinking… You know that song “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood? Well I do because this girl in the cubicle next to me listens to it all the fucking time. There is this line where she says:

Right now, she’s probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..

And it got me thinking… aren’t ALL versions of ALL Shania Twain songs white trash? I don’t know much about country music, but I’m pretty sure I’m right.

Anyway, that’s just what I was thinking about.