I’m not really sure about the PR angle on this one, but apparently Moby has confessed in an interview that he has a big ole crush on Britney Spears, and has even considered making an honest woman out of K-Fed’s sloppy seconds:

The American songwriter reckons he would wed the Toxic singer “in a heartbeat” as he has fallen for her “weird” charms.

He said: “She’s like this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS (US playwright) tragic figure.

“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

 I can’t say that I don’t agree!  Fat and weird Britney equals entertainment and that’s why I love her the most.  But getting married?  That is going a little far.  It’s like me marrying my Super Nintendo or something.  Though the thought has crossed my mind…