That’s my girl! Amy Winehouse downs a shot with a baby on her hip. She’ll make a fine mom one day! I wish parenting was really that fun. Maybe I would be interested in having kids if there was more alcohol involved…
Who would have thought? Kelly Osbourne was spotted around town without her signature clown face… and she looks a thousand times better!
I’m telling you, rolling out of bed and going about your day has some advantages. You save time and the money you would have spent buying all that stupid makeup, and some guys are into it. Hell, I got myself a great man and I practically look homeless! Well, not so much homeless as… Derelicte.
Finally! Someone has decided to make the world’s biggest fishstick! That fishstick has two hours and twenty minutes to get from England to Baltimore so I can eat it for lunch! Tick tock people!
