Today’s video comes from a time when men were men and apparently when eyeglasses weighed 12 pounds. Today’s video is…
Toto’s Hold the Line!
I’m not really one for live videos, but when a video is made to look like it is live, that makes all the difference! These guys were determined to make rock and/or roll look completely effortless! This video also goes out to my dear old mum who owned 5 or so Toto albums; none of them containing Hold the Line, Africa or Rosanna!
Just when you thought the world was already chock-full of idiots…
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.
The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.
Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday.
“We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”
Simpson’s rep had no comment.
I guess being engaged makes the child slightly less bastardy.
And she never made a dime off of it! What a shame!
A video of Marilyn Monroe giving an unknown man a super sexy blow-jay was put up for auction and purchased for a staggering 1.5 million dollars.
The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-’60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.
The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.
He never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but Monroe never looks at the lens, said Morgan, who saw the footage.
Morgan said he discovered the film while doing research for a documentary on Monroe, after talking with a former FBI agent who told him about a confidential informant who tipped G-men to the existence of the film in the mid-’60s.
The feds eventually confiscated the original footage - but not before the informant made a copy of it, which is what was just sold by his son, Morgan said.
There are heavily redacted, declassified FBI documents talking about a “French-type” film.
They state the informant “exhibited [to agents] a motion picture which depicted deceased actress Marilyn Monroe committing a perverted act upon a unknown male,” Morgan said.
When are you going to see this amazing video? You’re not! And it’s all for a good reason. The buyer of the footage says:
‘I’m not going to make a Paris Hilton out of her. I’m not going to sell it, out of respect.’ “
So I guess what we learned here is
- Marilyn Monroe’s sex appeal is as strong as ever
- You can never suck a Kennedy’s dick and get away with it
- Truly EVERYONE hates Paris Hilton.
